Highly Recommended By My Cats

A crossover between the magnus archives and fallen London has a very obvious opportunity for hilarity and that is in the fact cats can talk in the Neath.

Jonathan Sims, any incarnation of this man, loves cats. This is a man that would probably, in setting of said crossover au, spend his spare pennies during university on meat to feed stray cats.

So please imagine this poor man, out of his depth in the Neath, seeking the comfort of trying to pet a cat and being met with an appearantly human voice telling him to feed it or bugger off.

lastoneout:

friendly reminder for the new twitter refugees:

• change your icon/pfp and put something coherent in your blog description or you’re going to get blocked bcs people think you’re a bot
• this site is built around reblogs, so please actually reblog posts(especially art and fics!!)
• you can set your likes and follows to private
• checkmarks here are a meme and mean nothing
• follower counts are private and we like it that way, so get used to not judging people by that metric
• drama and discourse is boring, use your blacklist and block button liberally
• DON’T CENSOR YOURSELF!! we can swear and say kill and make fun of corporations all we want, and if you tiktok-ify your tags people who have things blacklisted for whatever reason will still see them, and people who want to see that content won’t be able to find it!! spell words out normally, you won’t get in trouble!!
• tumblr live is sketchy as hell and full of fake accounts, if you decide to use it anyway may god have mercy on your soul o7
• be nice to the reddit refugees, they’re our friends <3

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mollyjames:

mollyjames:

Tumblr, buddy, listen to me. This is an unprecedented opportunity. You can snap up all of the pie here, and become defacto internet goodguy easy. All you gotta do is… drop the nsfw ban. Unambiguously. Announce that dicks are back on the menu. You want people subscribed the blogs? You want people to actually use your Post+ function? Porn. Let us use it for porn. The youngins aren’t joining this site anyway, you’re not competing with tiktok. The vaguely horny 20-40 demographic though? You can have that. You can have all of that. Think about it.

Do you know how many pinup artists alone are itching to come back to tumblr, but dont because of the unclear, seemingly arbitrary application of your nsfw policy? These are insanely talented people who are practically begging to give you content. For free. But you gotta change the policy. We can’t keep dancing around this. Just think of publicity. The drama. A complete 180. You’d kill it tumblr. You could make it happen. Please.

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were–ralph:

I know its fun to be like omg twitter is dying lets goooo

but its really sad that we’re losing yet another form of human communication and years of information because of another ceo baby manchild. I’m going to lose contact with a bunch of friends i’ve made because of this and it sucks

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gaphic:

a small, portable data stick is called a _

flashdrive

jumpdrive

thumbdrive

other (tell us in tags!)

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butch-himbo-king:

butch-himbo-king:

my gf just ripped some ungodly ass that had my eyes watering i mean absolutely noxious it was so bad i made her leave the bedroom until she was done and i opened the window and shoved my head out so i didn’t throw up breathing in the tainted air of our once peaceful bedroom.

anyways once it dissipated and i got back into bed she walked back in and looked me in the eyes and said “sorry for farty rocking 🥺”

this is what she looked like

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funnyposts4friends asked:

Re: DDOS post- it’s not just that, it’s actually worse. Official policy currently isn’t just to block OUTSIDE users from viewing twitter, but LOGGED IN users are now only allowed to READ (not post - READ) at most, 600 tweets (between everything - following, the FYP you don’t control, looking up people’s profiles) a day.

You have to literally pay to look at twitter. So much for ad revenue lol.

despazito:

in a way im glad he’s showing his ass like this because 12 months ago we still had to actively convince people that he’s never engineered anything in his entire life beyond tax dollar incinerators

unlike rockets everyone uses twitter and can immediately understand when guy’s a dumbass at it

p1xelpc:

p1xelpc:

if you defense for why eugenics bad is “ maybe our disabilities helpful actually ” you part of problem

those of us who not able do anything “ helpful ” still deserve live we not next step of evolution we just people stop worry if people disable could be good in future and just help keep alive in present

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were–ralph:

Where did you come from

Tumblr is my home….I never left

I left tumblr during the porn ban and now im back for no reason

Reddit Refugee

Twitter Refugee

Facebook Refugee

Some Other Site [Comment]

RB for the largest sample size this site has ever seen

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marinebiologyshitposts:

marinebiologyshitposts:

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chaser:

thesternest:

chaser:

Is this relatable fellow youths?

Put it upside down

Don’t let gravity make a fool of you

Okay

chaser:

chaser:

chaser:

Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

First like and this has already found its intended audience

uh oh

samwasneverhere:

MISSION: Be Normal About That Thing

STATUS: [FAILED]

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chaser:

bradspace2000:

Alright, because we’re currently in the middle of ANOTHER mass influx of twitter users, I feel like we need to share some ground rules again:

1. This is a retirement village. The average age on this hellsite is over 30 now, and the energy levels match that. Long gone are the days of flame wars and discourse, so if you try to bring that back from Twitter you’re going to get hard candy thrown at you.

2. I repeat again for emphasis, your twitter mobs are not the vibe here. We like frogs and cottagecore, and breaking news via Destiel memes. Leave your pitchforks at the door.

3. The algorithm here is the enemy, nobody wants it and we do our best to ignore it. This isn’t twitter and its dopamine fueled cascade of breaking drama. Posts from 15 years ago still circulate regularly and still get added to. Feel free to reblog it for the 50th time.

4. The one rule here is “Yes And” - you see a post, you reblog and add to it. What if that post is about a fake 1950s Scorsese mobster movie? Doesn’t matter, jump on the Yes-And cowboy, we’re making it real.

5. NO CELEBRITIES, NO BRANDS, NO INFLUENCERS. We don’t stand for that kind of thing around these parts. Yes we have Neil Gaiman, Lynda Carter, Will Wheaton and The Chaser, but they are more just part of the furniture at this point (and I’m pretty sure the latter only log on when they’re drunk)

6. Try to have fun. I know we’ve all been scarred by the fires of Reddit, Facebook and Twitter but this site and its users does actually try to make the internet an enjoyable place to hang out, so please pull up a chair and join us.

how drae you cal us durnk!

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meatposting:

zagreus:

love how Johnny Cash’s cover of Hurt fucked so hard that everyone was just like “ok that’s his song now”

that everyone includes trent reznor

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